The Exciting Life Stories of the Major CTFS Characters

Cuddles the Friendly Spore — “The shoe fits! Where's the other one?”
Cuddles grew in a mushroom patch on the shady side of town with a bunch of other mushrooms. Throughout his career, he's been the CEO of a megacorporation, an auto mechanic, an unmotivated teenager, a housewife, a news anchor, a street bum, and many other jobs, most of which he still has today.

Snuggles the Friendly Mold — “Relaaax, maaan.”
Snuggles grew on a tree not too far from Cuddles' patch, and on days which they remember who each other are, they're best friends. A lot of folks find Snuggles totally gross, but he'll grow on ya.

The Woman — (No Quote Available)
We have no idea what her name or background is. She's clearly smarter, healthier, and more socially adept than all of the other characters, but we know this won't stop you from filling the void of knowledge with blatant stereotypes. Look, she's dancing!

The Frat Jerk — “Is that a mirror in — wait, how does it go?”
At one point in time, The Woman was the only recurring character. We thought she was lonely; and as it turns out, we were wrong. All he does is hit on The Woman and drink disgusting, cheap beer that tastes like water.

Toast·E — “I want JAM!”
Toast·E loves jelly. Strawberry, grape, blueberry, blackberry — it doesn't matter, he'll do whatever it takes to get those preserves into his clutches. His obsession has taken him over the edge, so keep an eye on your cabinets.

Big C.R.T. — “Yeahyeahyeah!”
Big C.R.T. is Toast·E's partner in crime. While he has no particular love of jam himself, he follows Toast·E around and participates in his antics. Pay no attention if he threatens to beat you up, we're pretty sure he's harmless.

Abcdefg — “Fire at will! No, not at ‘William’… just fire. Argh.”
Abcdefg hails from Hijklmnop, a planet where the native language is Wingdings. His ship was destroyed when he forgot to unplug the coffee maker, leaving him stranded on Earth.